Rod vs Rog: The Final Nobody Wanted.
Bring it on! By ‘it’ I mean the next tournament as this one has been a dud. The Queen reportedly paid $20,000 for a ticket to the Wimbledon final and now she is not going to go. What is tennis thinking? Go the way on the NBA and start fixing games. It worked for italian football and the olympics in atlanta and everyone since Jesse Owens “got one over” on Hitler. WINK! The native son of Britain is now the native f of Britain. The most f’d around is what he is going to be from now on. I think it is safe to write Murray off as a flop. The dude lacks intensity contrary to what his celebrations would have you believe. I can see through that act as can the rest of the world. Roddick on the otherhand, look at the last part of his name, that is what he is. Fed? Yeah, we are all fed up with the tears cakeboy. Bring Nadal back. The mutha could win the tournament with one leg at this point. The day Tommy f’n Haas makes a semi-final is the day I died a little inside. What, was Blake too busy penning a second autobiography? Seriously. So when you see Rod and Rog come out for the final whenver they play, to be honest, nobody knows really as everyone is trying to forget Wimby happened, throw toilet paper at the two finalists because it is nothing but blank. John Wimbledon himself will roll over in his grave when the winner gets the trophy. I actually think the only honorable thing to do is throw the trophy into the crowd and let it hit the empty seats as early reports say everyone is boycotting the sham. Cornbeef hash? More like cornbeef and hash. Rod or Rog winning a trophy in 2009 is like Guy Ferry saying he is a “Fieri”. Audacious is one word that comes to mind. So the two asians in attendance at this final, boo both men and let your dissapointment be known by spitting at the participants. I’m not talking the players themselves, they aren’t to blame, I’m talking about the ball getters and linesmen but most importantly the ump. Take a proverbial, or literal, dump on that man. I will be watching a VHS tape of the Best of Borg while this sad excuse of a final takes place. So join me in this worldwide boycott of the final. And please sign the petition to award Mr. Murrary with the trophy as there is no doubt it is what tennis wants and most importantly what they need. Fed is no Pete or Agassi. Neither is Murray but that is because he is double the men they will ever be….
